{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?","punchline":"The hip Doctor!","id":297}
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{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?","punchline":"About 5000 miles.","id":279}
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