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Marie Wilson was an American radio, film, and television actress. She may be best remembered as the title character in My Friend Irma.
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Welcome to My Nightmare is a 1975 concert film of Alice Cooper's show of the same title. It was produced, directed and choreographed by David Winters. The film accompanied the album, the stage show by the same name and the TV special Alice Cooper: The Nightmare, the first ever rock music video album, starring Cooper and Vincent Price in person. Though it failed at the box office, it later became a midnight movie favorite and a cult classic.
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